| Ed O'Neill | Al Bundy |
| Katey Sagal | Peggy Bundy |
| Amanda Bearse | Marcy D'Arcy |
| Christina Applegate | Kelly Bundy |
| David Faustino | Bud Bundy |
| Ted McGinley | Jefferson D'Arcy |
| Kari Coleman | Muffy |
| Pearl Shear | Volunteer #1 |
| Cynthia Allison | TV News Anchor |
| Michael Goldfinger | Doug |
| Hartley Silver | Storekeeper Jim |
| Flora Burke | Volunteer #2 |
| Jim Chiros | Activist #1 |
| Cynthena Sanders | Activist #2 |
| Ed Burke | Man |
| Cindy Margolis | Beer Girl #1 |
| Robin Killian | Beer Girl #2 |
| Stephanie Hudson | Beer Girl #3 |
| Buck | Buck the Dog |
| Larry Jacobson | 1st Passerby with Beer Bottle |
| Ron Leavitt | Passerby with 'Big 'Uns' magazine |
| Michael G. Moye | Man on Street Listening to Al's Speech |