| Jerry Seinfeld | Jerry Seinfeld |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | Elaine Benes |
| Michael Richards | Cosmo Kramer |
| Jason Alexander | George Costanza |
| Wayne Knight | Newman |
| Richard Fancy | Lippman |
| Marty Rackham | Jake Jarmel |
| Barbara Alyn Woods | Debby |
| Ivory Ocean | Officer Morgan |
| Basil Hoffman | Salesman |
| Lillian Lehman | Judge |
| Jon Lovitz | Gary Fogel |
| Danny Breen | Guy with Glasses |
| Bob Shaw | Cabbie |
| Dale Harimoto | Reporter |
| Joe Ochman | Customer |
| Elizabeth Sjoli | Woman
(as Elisabeth Sjoli) |
| Jeff Bye | Man at Bookstore
(uncredited) |
| Ruth Cohen | Ruthie Cohen
(uncredited) |
| Tom Gammill | Man at Bookstore
(uncredited) |